ASSORTED GOODIES

Cash Room B
If I Didn't Have to Work (Budweiser commercial)

Cash Room B
(Rogers)

Pedro says I'm lyin'
Don't know why he's tryin'
To take it all away from me
'Cause Pedro's not the dude
To strike the holy crude
Down in between the balance sheets

I know 'cause I shot her with all I had to offer
Yo didn't waste one clip upon the floor
All the other G's in line be waitin' forever
If they thinkin' they can muscle in on my big score

Because the cash room bitch be havin' my shortie
Gonna get hitched to the cash room bitch
I hope that she's all good with that

I'll be holdin' hands
With my nappy little man
So bust it, Pedro, take a seat
'Cause I be takin' dibs
On the fifty-dollar crib
And the matchin' little booty feet

I know that I shouldn't'a tricked that senorita
Jimmy hatn't oughta got left inside the drawer
But a man with a plan just can't be waitin' forever
If you're gonna get life, you better make that worth livin' for

And now the cash room bitch be havin' my shortie
Homey got his wish with the cash room bitch
I hope that she's all good with that

If I Didn't Have To Work (Budweiser radio commercial)
(Rogers)

If I didn't have to work I'd get so much done
Like watching every basketball game on my television
I'd chat for days on my computer with girls I don't know
Spy on the mailman to find out why he's so slow.

If I didn't have to work I'd make my bed a cocoon
Set my alarm so it would wake me at the crack of noon.
Maybe I'd order a Gutmaster and then exercise here
And then celebrate my workout with burritos and beer.

If I didn't have to work I'd win the nobel prize
For the person who has captured and released the most flies
And I'd do everything else 'til I had nothin' to do.
Then they'd put me in commercials singing
This Bud's for you....
This Bud's for you....
This Bud's for you....

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